The Logicial Libertine

This is a logically consistent position.  You are not only the libertine, but you are logical.  If you want to fuck the world, you also want to fuck your lover who is in the world.  Aristotle would have been proud of your logic.

The Importance of Prepositions

You are probably either a true sadist, a true voyeur or both, although you may just be an insecure libertine.  The confusion lies in the preposition “with”.  

If you are using “with” as in the meaning of “I want to fuck the world with a dildo”,  you are either sadistic, voyeuristic or both for wanting to use your lover to fuck the world.  

If you are using “with” to mean together with, then you are probably a bit insecure and don’t want to go out and fuck the world all by yourself.

The Libertine

You are a true libertine.  Your erotic energy is bounded only by the globe.  You will continue to fuck the world until the very end, finally fucking it with your whole body six feet deep in the global cunt.

The Romantic

You are a true romantic.  You are devoted to the one and the only.  Your erotic energy is focused in on the singular you.  (Pronoun tense is important in this test.)  Do not stray into plural tense.

Tobacular

Tobacco - Spectacular conflation, yet another great word creation from none other than yours truly.

Blogorial

Definition:  Combo word of blog and authorial.  Specifically, the author's blog voice.  All known uses are in the term, "blogorial impotence", meaning the inability of the author to get his/her blogging QWERTY up.

Satassion

Defined:  Compassion fueled satire for the downtrodden.  Often confused by the religious with a similarly spelled word:

Satan.