Compensation Packages

I'm not sure what needing huge compensation packages says about most CEO's but I have my suspicions.

Sports cars are classic compensation mechanisms for speed and distance.
And we all know that big trucks are a compensation for size and girth (and masculinity if you have to strap on truck nutz).

As for me?  Well let's just say that Ulysses S. Wanker drives . . .

a Toyota Prius.