Charming and Ugly Old Mothers

You Mother Fucker. 

I can't believe you clicked on the link.  Have you no pride?  So what did you want?  Hot mammas or a mother to curdle your milk?

At least I sent you somewhere safe -- my footnote blog.  I could have sent you into pop-up, virus hell.  I must tell you it was a struggle to find something to post.  I wanted to not false advertise -- hideous was easy, but Charming Older Mothers was tough to find.

Since we both went to all that work, here you go:

For my older woman, Nina Hartley, I have a friend of mine that wants her bad.

And as for ugly, I picked a mask, because no one wants to think of mothers as ugly really.