Pirate Ship

By pirate ship, I'm sure the first thing that popped into your head was this kind of Pirate ship, based on the top selling/renting porn movie of 2010:

Now, this would be too fine a fate for our Arizona politicians -- to be tied up and fucked by porn starlets.  But if you understood my Hamlet reference, you would understand that the value of the pirate ship is that it is what Hamlet escaped on, leaving Rosencrantz and Guildenstern on the boat bound for England with orders that their heads be lopped off.

So in requesting a pirate ship, I was asking that the rest of the country be captured by porn starlets while Arizona is shipped off to England to be executed.

Just wanted to clarify that point.