Sunday, January 8, 2012

The Male


You are male.  (Ok, that was a joke and probably a wee bit sexist, since I know there are women who want to fuck the world too.)  You are however, an epic, lyrical lover.

The Simply Illogical


You are not logical.  This test can’t trust your answers.  You can’t fuck the world with your lover and not fuck the world, you should have included 2 as true. (But nice try at trying to placate your lover.)

The Insane or The Illogical


You are not logical.  This test can’t trust your answers. Go back and try again.  Your lover (presumably) is in the world.  If your lover is not, you are insane.

The Logicial Libertine


This is a logically consistent position.  You are not only the libertine, but you are logical.  If you want to fuck the world, you also want to fuck your lover who is in the world.  Aristotle would have been proud of your logic.

The Importance of Prepositions


You are probably either a true sadist, a true voyeur or both, although you may just be an insecure libertine.  The confusion lies in the preposition “with”.  

If you are using “with” as in the meaning of “I want to fuck the world with a dildo”,  you are either sadistic, voyeuristic or both for wanting to use your lover to fuck the world.  

If you are using “with” to mean together with, then you are probably a bit insecure and don’t want to go out and fuck the world all by yourself.

The Libertine


You are a true libertine.  Your erotic energy is bounded only by the globe.  You will continue to fuck the world until the very end, finally fucking it with your whole body six feet deep in the global cunt.

The Romantic


You are a true romantic.  You are devoted to the one and the only.  Your erotic energy is focused in on the singular you.  (Pronoun tense is important in this test.)  Do not stray into plural tense.