Friday, November 20, 2009

Sexy and Pro-War



Having been an impressionable youth in the 1960s,  I always equated free love and sex to peace.  Not much of a stretch.

As I've spent some time perusing some ostensibly pro-sex related blogs, I've found conservative political sentiments expressed that seem right of Sean Hannity.  I've also found this in real life -- sex and peace no longer reside on the same idealogical spectrum.  I don't get it.  Stop thinking with your dick and cunt and use your brains.

And WTF?  Japanese Anime Version of America? 

Monday, November 16, 2009

Charming and Ugly Old Mothers

You Mother Fucker. 

I can't believe you clicked on the link.  Have you no pride?  So what did you want?  Hot mammas or a mother to curdle your milk?

At least I sent you somewhere safe -- my footnote blog.  I could have sent you into pop-up, virus hell.  I must tell you it was a struggle to find something to post.  I wanted to not false advertise -- hideous was easy, but Charming Older Mothers was tough to find.

Since we both went to all that work, here you go:




For my older woman, Nina Hartley, I have a friend of mine that wants her bad.



And as for ugly, I picked a mask, because no one wants to think of mothers as ugly really.

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Safe Unsafe Sex and Set Theory



All 8 of the individuals in the diagram may have safe sex with each other if none of them are diseased or fertile.  Now, you can't leave the set, but any one of the eight could fuck anyother one and no one would get sick or pregnant.

Now, if we don't know about 1,3 and 6's disease and fertility status, 2,4,5, 7 and 8 can still fuck with impunity.  This is fourth grade set theory applied to determining to whom you can fluid bond.

Friday, October 16, 2009

Foley and Page

I know, it is old news, but the guy looks like a page-fucker -- at least a cyber-page fucker.



The Wikipedia site has all kinds of salacious links at the bottom -- or is Foley a top?

Maybe some of his chat with the page will help -- Maf54 = Mark A Foley, born 1954 -- all the Xxxxxxx's are the page.

Maf54 (7:48:00 P.M.): did you spank it this weekend yourself
Xxxxxxx (7:48:04 PM): no
Xxxxxxx (7:48:04 PM): been too tired and too busy
Maf54 (7:48:00 P.M.): wow. . .
Maf54 (7:48:00 P.M.):i am never to [sic] busy haha

Nope, can't tell if he's a top or a bottom, just doesn't know the difference between "too" and "to" and apparently has no capability of hitting a shift key while typing with one hand.

Fucked-tion

I know it is hard to believe -- I made this word up.

Saturday, October 10, 2009

Compensation Packages

I'm not sure what needing huge compensation packages says about most CEO's but I have my suspicions.


Sports cars are classic compensation mechanisms for speed and distance.
And we all know that big trucks are a compensation for size and girth (and masculinity if you have to strap on truck nutz).



As for me?  Well let's just say that Ulysses S. Wanker drives . . .




a Toyota Prius.

Friday, September 25, 2009

Plagiarism

It isn't plagiarism if you put it in a footnote.

We're all mad here. -The Cheshire Cat

"Everything's got a moral, if only you can find it." -The Duchess

Curiouser and curiouser! -Alice